CRACKED MYTHS

I am intending to decorate the ancient pillars with graffiti. I really like this example from a Pompei pub.

“YOU LOVE IRIS, BUT SHE DOES NOT LOVE YOU.”

These ancient, informal records read like overheard gossip. I will have to choose my own. 

Translated examples include: 

• Sarcastic: “Put a saw under the garden gate.”
• Insulting: “Sosinous is a lecherous fellow.”
• Party Invites: “Boy, bring new couches for the symposium.”